The scents of our lives- a poem by Eric Proctor

The bottle and my soul are empty
Less mist, no matter how hard I press
Lacoste® Essential, (prolonged, audible sniff)
It had to come to an end, I guess

Scent-wise, where do I go from here?
It is so difficult to tell
Go cologne-less?
AND RISK SMELLING LIKE HELL?

Hold on a second,
I've had an epiphany!
How to fix this problem?
Bring back the Original Tommy®

Be on alert FragranceNet,
You're under attack!
It is Proctorstype,
Coming for a mid-90s throwback!

He's a grown man now,
Drinks wine to get bent
But he still requires
A clean, masculine scent.