Friday, September 29, 2017

A Poem For Autumn (Epic Poem)

Autumn is here!
For the harvest, we prepare
Find a better season,
ass****, I dare.



So hit the bricks summer,
off your ivory tower!
I'm ready to rock some plaid:
Eddie Bauer.

Hello and good morning barista,
hook up a grande pumpkin spice.
Nothing like this cool, crisp air
to shoot a game of dice.


Hut! Hut!
Grunt! Grunt!
It's a football game!
I hope my autumn raccoon 
turns out to be tame.



Through the pumpkin patch,
we can walk in tandem.
As for the haters,
I can't stand 'em. 

CAN'T STAND 'EM!

Blessed be your autumn wedding,
but try not to brag.
I hope your last names are conducive
to a fun #hashtag.

Let's not forget Halloween.
What shall I be?
Hold on, too many brown ales,
now I have to pee.

Quality Autumn Cold 

A ninja turtle is the deal,
but these punk kids are so lame.
It's hard to trick or treat,
while playing a video game.

Happy fall, y'all!


Crosby's first autumn. 2013. 












1 comment:

  1. All of the food at this place was totally amazing. I had multiple servings of the delicious lamb entrée. The wedding venues space is absolutely incredible. The breathtaking views of the city are absolutely incomparable and all the guests were completely amazed.

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