Saturday, March 21, 2020
Five Sentence Story #11
Onlookers gasped as the massive gym bros ascended on the soon-to-open Planet Fitness parking lot. Each gym bro took up one and a half parking spots apiece due to their insane width. Their protest signs read things such as "I will grunt if I want!", "where is the bench press?", and "no plate limits!". As the demonstration wore on, the huge dudes had trouble holding their signs overhead due to blasting their front delts and triceps prior to the protest. With fatigue setting in and their respective metabolic windows closing, the gym bros valiant effort came to an end and they went home.