Corduroy unloads on Puppy

Way to ruin Halloween, Puppy.  Hmmmm...what should you do?  I don't know, maybe you could muster one ounce of gumption and make a second attempt at putting your costume together.  Or you could get a job, save up, and buy a new costume.  Either way, you need to stop coming to me with all of your problems.  

And didn't you say this costume was going to be special?  I'm going to go out on a limb and say that, even if properly assembled, that wasn't going to any awards. I swear, if you cause us to miss one second of trick or treating, this will be the least of your worries.