Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Top 10 Players in the NBA/ Top 10 "Cheap American Beers" (#2)

Over two years ago I set out to countdown the top 10 NBA players and top 10 cheap American beers concurrently through a series of blogs.  This has become, without a doubt, the laziest and most pathetic venture yet by this blog.  I started strong, but put off finishing the list over and over.  A lot of things change over two years and some of the rankings seem downright foolish now.  If you are new to the countdown, click below to catch up and laugh at my disjointed rankings up to this point.  Otherwise, let's get this over with.

Catch Up:

#2 Kevin Durant/ Keystone Light

When I began this countdown, #2 seemed like the perfect spot for KD.  He won the MVP that year and many were starting to (wrongly) believe that he was the best player in the league.  Now he has a lingering foot injury.  When he is healthy, he is a scoring machine.  In fact, if we assume health (and we will, because who gives a shit), I think #2 is still appropriate.  

Here is a terrible picture of me with a beautiful special edition stoner can.  Cheers!
Keystone light is so damn good.  It makes me feel special.  It makes me feel complete.  I have been drinking keystones longer than many of you all have been alive and I do not plan on stopping.  Hell, I once bought a 12 pack for $4.99!  It remains the go-to to this day when I am low on funds but long to be high on fun.  Even if I start with quality brews, there is no reason to not gear-down into some stoners in order to finish off the evening.

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