I LOVE THIS TIME OF THE YEAR!
The large type and the use of the "bold" prove that I love it even more than those other people. Therefore it should be obvious that I add my analysis, see what teams are Proctor's Type and unveil my official bracket in the most anticipated blog entry of Proctor's Type young life.
It goes without saying that every year Duke haters say that they get the "easiest" road to the Final 4 and Duke fans say the exact opposite. I am not a fan of ever saying anyone ever has an easy road to the Final Four. The day I see Duke as a one seed and a collection of middle school and retirement home teams as the 2-16, I may reconsider. There is a ton of talent in this region and I don't see Duke having a cake walk at all.
Along with my predictions, I will throw in a few spins on classic analyst topics. Without further ado....
Sweet Sixteen: Duke Beats Tenn, Texas beats Memphis, UConn beats Cincy, San Diego State beats Temple
Elite Eight: Duke beats Texas, UConn beats SDSU
Final Four Representative: University of Connecticut
Over-hyped Team Least Likely to make a surprise run: Arizona
Best Player You've Probably Heard Of: Kemba Walker
The "Who Gives a Shit" Game: Temple vs. Penn St. (opening round)
Upset everyone is predicting that won't happen: Oakland over Texas
Predictable Fan Excuse: "If we had a healthy Irving..." (Duke)
Now we move onto the East. It should be noted that the University of Kentucky is the 4 seed in this region, which brings me to the subject of bias. As a die-hard University of Louisville fan, I can pretty much say that I am not a fan of U of K...AT ALL. I will do my best to accentuate their flaws and diminish their accomplishments, its simply in my nature. To counteract my obvious bias, I will be italicizing any biased statements either in support of U of L or against U of K.
Example: U of K will never win a championship with a roster full of one and done Freshman and even if they did, the title would almost assuredly be vacated due to recruiting violations.
Sweet Sixteen: Ohio State beats Nova, Kentucky beats WVU, Syracuse beats Xavier, Washington beats North Carolina
Elite Eight: Ohio State beats Kentucky, Washington beats Syracuse
Final Four Representative: Ohio State
Over-hyped Team Least Likely to make a surprise run: Princeton
Best Player You've Probably Heard Of: Jared Sullinger
The "Who Gives a Shit" Game: Syracuse vs. Indiana State (this could be solved with a Time Machine, Larry Bird, Carmelo Anthony and a rewrite of NCAA eligibility rules)
Upset everyone is predicting that won't happen: Sadly, Princeton over KentuckyPredictable Fan Excuse: "I know for a fact all of Kanter's 30k was for education!"(Kentucky)
Here we are in the Southeast bracket. Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer Fredette. BYU honor code. BYU honor code. BYU honor code.
Oh sorry, I was just doing my ESPN due diligence and repeating the same things over and over to make a story or situation seem more sensational and important than it really is.
This region does have the honor of having the most crappy seeding within it. Florida may be the least deserving 2 seed in the history of the tournament and I really want someone to explain to me what Michigan State's record would have to have been to not make the tournament? I know they are good and have a great coach.... but they are 19-14
Sweet Sixteen: Pitt beats Butler, Utah St. beats Belmont, BYU beats Gonzaga, UCLA beats Florida
Elite Eight: Pitt beats Utah St. , BYU beats UCLA
Final Four Representative: Pittsburgh
Over-hyped Team Least Likely to make a surprise run: Michigan State
Best Player You've Probably Heard Of: Jimmer
The "Who Gives a Shit" Game: Belmont vs. Wisconsin
Upset everyone is predicting that won't happen: Old Dominion beating Pitt (2nd round)
Predictable Fan Excuse: "I wish we didn't have an honor code!" (BYU)
The Southwest region houses my Cardinals. For more on how special I think this team is please refer to a Proctor's Type blog entry titled "I Love this Team". Since writing that entry the Cardinals won a thrilling over time game over the Irish of Notre Dame in the Big East semi-finals. The Irish have the 15 seeded Akron Zips in the first round, which leads me to my intriguing thought....
If Akron was allowed to add LeBron James (valued reader) for the tournament what odds would you give them of winning? I would say they would coast to the championship winning every game by double digits. Why do I waste my time thinking about things like this? I can't really tell you, but I can tell you it would be awesome to watch LeBron dunk on the entire Notre Dame team one by one. Kinda like this but with LeBron:
Sweet Sixteen: Kansas beats UNLV, Louisville beats Richmond, Purdue beats Georgetown, Notre Dame beats Texas A and M
Elite Eight: Louisville beats Kansas, Purdue beats Notre Dame
Final Four Representative: Purdue
Over-hyped Team Least Likely to make a surprise run: Vanderbilt
Best Player You've Probably Heard Of: Ben Hansbrough
The "Who Gives a Shit" Game: Texas A and M vs. Florida State
Upset everyone is predicting that won't happen: USC beating Georgetown
Predictable Fan Excuse: "Buckles would have helped us SO MUCH on the boards" (me, Louisville)
In the final four I will take Pitt to beat Purdue and Ohio State to edge UConn.
And your 2011 NCAA Men's Division One (is it still called this?) College Basketball Champion will be:
|Congrats guys, me picking you to win is almost as good as you all actually winning!|
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