(disclaimer: "Count me out" is not intended to offend anyone, it is simply a way to proclaim that whatever activity or item being discussed is NOT FOR ME, COUNT ME OUT!)
Our gym locker room has a hairdryer affixed to the wall, presumably to allow men with wet hair to use it to dry their hair. Instead, what I see all-too-frequently is a fully nude man, leg up on the bench, blowing hot air directly onto his crotch. Seriously, its an epidemic.
I do not understand the point, why is it imperative to get your crotch dry as quickly as possible? Why is the typical towel-method acceptable for every other part of the body, except the genitals? Not only does this act seem unnecessary, it seems painful as well. Does it actually feel good, like some type of pleasure pain? I wouldn't know and do not care to find out, COUNT ME OUT!
It should also be noted that this particular hair dryer is positioned on a wall very close to the entrance. An unsuspecting dude, thinking they are entering a normal locker room, can turn a corner and be greeted by a (literally) hot crotch. This is not something I want to be a part of, hell, I do not even think I would wish this on the haters. In the end, I guess it is your right to blow dry your crotch in front of God and everybody, but COUNT ME OUT!