Here I am trying to help you all out by sharing my favorite smoothie recipe (here) and the DMs are out of control. The vitriol that has flown from the haters into my DMs is immeasurable. Here is a small sampling:
"This smoothie has almost 700 calories in it. Thanks for nothing."
"Where is the spinach, asshole?"
"Can we please get Crosby's smoothie recipe?"
"Count me out: this horrible smoothie recipe"
"I can tell by just reading this that the consistency is off. Go to hell."
"Can I recommend an addition to this recipe for your next smoothie? Arsenic."
"I know a Nigerian Prince who will publish your smoothie recipe book, please send me life savings."
"Five Sentence Story: I read the smoothie recipe post. I unfollowed @Proctorstype on Twitter. I unfollowed Proctorstype on Instagram. I de-friended Eric on Facebook. I permanently blocked Proctorstype.com on my browser. I wish him nothing but the worst."
No, way man. I’ve had thre today.ReplyDelete
Thx Bro. plenty of 'tein you have got goingDelete
Just tell the haters you'll put an extra shot of fresh warm protein in there for themReplyDelete
now that is fire.Delete