An Old Birthday Card I Gave My Mom

Today my mom texted a picture of a birthday card from me that she found while "going through some stuff". My best guess is it was from some time in the mid-90s, considering that is when I was into The Far Side and I was drawing my own comic, "Dork in a Bottle".

Check it out:

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I am sure you have a few questions:

1) Did you used to call yourself "Stoney"?
    Yes.
2) Was "Dork in a Bottle" a big deal?
    For a time, yes.
3) What became of dumb guy in a chair?
   IDFK.
4) What did your mom think of the card?
  I would like to say "she liked it", but maybe "it concerned her" would be more appropriate.